top of page
All Posts


It’s fine. I’m fine. Everything’s fine.
Really. Everything’s… fine. We went to a big ass New Year’s party in a double wide brownstone on the upper west side. Yep, you read that correctly. Our hostess purchased the brownstone next to hers and opened it up. I get it. I mean, one brownstone always feels a little cramped to me. Hi <<INSERT […]
Kevin Hayes
Jan 9, 20252 min read


Humbug – A Christmas Carol in 5 Minutes! ⛓️ YouTube This Week
Every week we share music and video (and other stuff) from our shows. Tune in today to our YouTube Channel for this LIVE PERFORMANCE of HUMBUG – A CHRISTMAS CAROL IN 5 MINUTES from the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion in Los Angeles. Bet you didn’t know there was a 5 Minute version – did ya?! The […]
Kevin Hayes
Dec 25, 20241 min read


Twas the night before WHO ARE Y8U?
It’s that magical time of year again. That time when we all grab a hedgehog and head over to the tea party for the traditional reading of ‘Twas the night before WHO ARE Y8U? So string the lights up on the mushroom, hold that hedgehog tight and pour yourself a generous saucer of ‘tea’ as […]
Kevin Hayes
Dec 24, 20241 min read


Do You Like What You See 👀 YouTube This Week
Every week we share music and video (and other stuff) from our shows. Tune in today to our YouTube Channel for Do You Like What You See from Vox Lumiere:Metropolis. What’s this song about? Ever wish you had a song about sexy dancing robots. Well now you do. Enter Robot Maria… Missed an episode? Get […]
Kevin Hayes
Dec 19, 20241 min read


I say it’s my birthday 🎂
I do say it’s my birthday. And it is. Today is my actual birthday. Well the actual birthday was [68] 69 years ago, but who the hell can even count that high, let alone remember the fireworks display and three days of drunken partying that took place in Lexington, Kentucky? Like many parties since, I […]
Kevin Hayes
Dec 6, 20243 min read


Best Black Friday Hack + The legend of The Speedwell⚓️
Still stuffed? Still sitting on the couch with your belt undone trying to write another witty, enlightening, informative and entertaining email to everyone who’s sitting on their couch, wondering if there’s “just one more helping” left in the Tupperware container? I get it. You’ve just spent the week trying to replicate Aunt Mimi’s cranberry sauce […]
Kevin Hayes
Nov 28, 20241 min read


As Above…not so below 😈 YouTube This Week
Every week we share music and video (and other stuff) from our shows. Tune in today to our YouTube Channel for Building from Vox Lumiere:Metropolis. What’s this song about? Building from Vox Lumiere:Metropolis contrasts two cities – the one above ground and the one below – and takes us deep into the caverns to the […]
Kevin Hayes
Nov 26, 20241 min read


How to tell a Good Robot from a Bad Robot 🤖 YouTube This Week
Every week we share music and video (and other stuff) from our shows. Tune in today to our YouTube Channel for this important service announcement. Missed an episode? Get it on demand on the kshpresents YouTube Channel. Don’t miss out – Subscribe Now CHECK IT OUT Did we mention we’re giving you The AliSin Soundtrack CD… […]
Kevin Hayes
Nov 14, 20241 min read


You’re 10 times more likely to be bitten by a New Yorker than a shark 🦈
I’ve lived in New York quite a while now, and I didn’t bat an eye when I read this. If asked, I might have guessed twenty to one. I’m not saying New York is dangerous. I can think of a lot of places that are way scarier. I just wanted to share cuz it seemed […]
Kevin Hayes
Nov 11, 20242 min read


How do you know who won a Caucus Race?
It’s Tuesday and it’s Vote Day, so this is your “get your butt outta that barcalounger and go vote” email. Why? Cuz if you don’t, you’re gonna end up with a Caucus Race. “What is a Caucus-race?” said Alice; not that she wanted much to know. “Why,” said the Dodo, “the best way to explain […]
Kevin Hayes
Nov 4, 20242 min read


AliSin’s Nightmare in Wonderland 👻 YouTube This Week
Every week we share music and video (usually) from our shows. Tune in to our YouTube Channel for this year’s spooktacular reading of that Halloween classic… AliSin’s Nightmare in Wonderland. Missed an episode? Get it on demand on the kshpresents YouTube Channel. Don’t miss out – Subscribe Now AliSin’s Nightmare in Wonderland COLORING BOOK! Only […]
Kevin Hayes
Oct 29, 20241 min read


Sloths don’t fart
I know, right? Who knew? Probably some of you (although I can’t imagine who), and trust me when I say, you do not want to be around a sloth when they belch*. Yep, sloths don’t fart, and flamingos eat upside down, so I don’t feel so bad knowing that there might be a few people […]
Kevin Hayes
Oct 28, 20242 min read


every time you put on your underwear, You’ll think of Vox Lumiere
It’s true. With one leg you’ll think “rock concert” and with the other you’ll think “silent film.” Don’t be mad. I just went into a discount store looking for cheap underwear. Can I help it if I left with a bunch of silent films? Well, yes… probably, but if I had left with underwear… sure […]
Kevin Hayes
Oct 21, 20242 min read


Annoying Cartoon Hands 🤗 YouTube This Week
Every week we share music and video from our shows. Tune in today to our YouTube Channel for Chapter Two of AliSin. Missed an episode? Get it on demand on the kshpresents YouTube Channel. Don’t miss out – Subscribe Now CHECK IT OUT AliSin – our super trippy fulldome show – has booked its premier […]
Kevin Hayes
Oct 17, 20241 min read


Ever do stupid stuff when you’re excited?
Yeah, me too. I mean this is some really high level, professional grade, super duper stupid stuff I’m doing here. I mean it’s gonna cost me money. But money isn’t everything, right? I mean it’s… something. Okay, it’s a lot really, but… not everything has a price tag damn it! That’s why we’re celebrating AliSin’s […]
Kevin Hayes
Oct 14, 20241 min read


More Delicious Dodo 🦤 YouTube This Week
Every week we share music and video from our shows. Tune in today to our YouTube Channel for Chapter One of AliSin. Missed an episode? Get it on demand on the kshpresents YouTube Channel. Don’t miss out – Subscribe Now CHECK IT OUT AliSin – our super trippy new (soon to be at your favorite […]
Kevin Hayes
Oct 10, 20241 min read


Don’t be a Dodo
Could it get any more Kismet-y? I think not. This is pretty darn extra Kismet-y, even for Kismet. What has Kismet done this time to earn a laurel and hardy handshake from us here at Hijinx HQ? Check it out. AliSin is going to Mauritius! Why is everyone just staring at me? The Island of […]
Kevin Hayes
Oct 8, 20242 min read


The government manipulates the weather?
I scroll through the Instagram sometimes. As Spock would say, it’s fascinating. As I scrolled the other day, I fell upon a video of it hailing softball size pieces of ice down on a neighborhood in Arizona. It was crazy, and more than a little scary, so I started reading the 200+ comments for some […]
Kevin Hayes
Aug 23, 20242 min read


Hugh Jackman’s Ass
Hugh Jackman’s ass. People say Ryan Reynolds is a marketing genius. Dude… anybody can be a marketing genius when they have Hugh Jackman’s ass. Why do you think Deadpool’s opening weekend made like a bazillion dollars? Hugh Jackman’s ass, that’s why! Now that I think of it, our shows are like Hugh Jackman’s ass. Tight yet […]
Kevin Hayes
Aug 6, 20242 min read


Is Pluto a planet or not?
You wouldn’t think that question would merit much discussion… but you’d be wrong. Not only does it merit a LOT of discussion, it also merits a LOT of fulldome videos. Pluto is a major player in the fulldome world. There is ALWAYS a section of a fulldome video dedicated to Pluto. And why not? Sure, […]
Kevin Hayes
Jul 10, 20242 min read
bottom of page





