Kevin Hayes

This week I accidentally started a tiny war on the internet. My weapon? A three-second robot video.

Every marketing guru and music industry “insider” on Earth will tell you the same thing: “People want to see behind the scenes.” They want the real inside scoop. The day-to-day glamour. The backstage chaos. The rock ’n’ roll lifestyle. Well… I’m here to pull back the curtain. And honestly? It's a lot of spreadsheets.

Now… I feel a little bad for The Old Rep. Because at one point it was just *The Rep*. A perfectly good name. A perfectly good theatre. Everybody happy. Then one day somebody apparently said, “You know what we need? Another theatre.” And instead of coming up with a new name like civilized people, they built a new theatre and basically went: “Well… I guess the original one is the *old* one now.” Which feels a little harsh.