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I know, right? Who knew? Probably some of you (although I can’t imagine who), and trust me when I say, you do not want to be around a sloth when they belch*. Yep, sloths don’t fart, and flamingos eat upside down, so I don’t feel so bad knowing that there might be a few people […]

It’s true. With one leg you’ll think “rock concert” and with the other you’ll think “silent film.” Don’t be mad. I just went into a discount store looking for cheap underwear. Can I help it if I left with a bunch of silent films? Well, yes… probably, but if I had left with underwear… sure […]

Every week we share music and video from our shows. Tune in today to our YouTube Channel for Chapter Two of AliSin. Missed an episode? Get it on demand on the kshpresents YouTube Channel. Don’t miss out – Subscribe Now CHECK IT OUT AliSin – our super trippy fulldome show – has booked its premier […]

Yeah, me too. I mean this is some really high level, professional grade, super duper stupid stuff I’m doing here. I mean it’s gonna cost me money. But money isn’t everything, right? I mean it’s… something. Okay, it’s a lot really, but… not everything has a price tag damn it! That’s why we’re celebrating AliSin’s […]

Every week we share music and video from our shows. Tune in today to our YouTube Channel for Chapter One of AliSin. Missed an episode? Get it on demand on the kshpresents YouTube Channel. Don’t miss out – Subscribe Now CHECK IT OUT AliSin – our super trippy new (soon to be at your favorite […]

Could it get any more Kismet-y? I think not. This is pretty darn extra Kismet-y, even for Kismet. What has Kismet done this time to earn a laurel and hardy handshake from us here at Hijinx HQ? Check it out. AliSin is going to Mauritius! Why is everyone just staring at me? The Island of […]

I scroll through the Instagram sometimes. As Spock would say, it’s fascinating. As I scrolled the other day, I fell upon a video of it hailing softball size pieces of ice down on a neighborhood in Arizona. It was crazy, and more than a little scary, so I started reading the 200+ comments for some […]

Hugh Jackman’s ass. People say Ryan Reynolds is a marketing genius. Dude… anybody can be a marketing genius when they have Hugh Jackman’s ass. Why do you think Deadpool’s opening weekend made like a bazillion dollars? Hugh Jackman’s ass, that’s why! Now that I think of it, our shows are like Hugh Jackman’s ass. Tight yet […]

You wouldn’t think that question would merit much discussion… but you’d be wrong. Not only does it merit a LOT of discussion, it also merits a LOT of fulldome videos. Pluto is a major player in the fulldome world. There is ALWAYS a section of a fulldome video dedicated to Pluto. And why not? Sure, […]

We don’t have a dog. Or a cat. Well, Victoria has a stuffed cheshire cat that she watches Netflix with. Nope, not gonna go into that story today. It is a pretty cute cat though. Yeah so, the dog ate my newsletter is what I’m going with. I was busy packing my bag. No, Victoria […]

That’s been my big contribution to my upcoming 50th High School Reunion. Okay, that and a few videos, a little copy, a David Bowie remix and some social media posting. What can I say? I’m a giver. Hey, you do what you can and… honestly, it means I get to hang all the fun “bling” […]

Have you taken the Fate Still Rests Online Experience? Seriously? I’m not saying I spent a lot of time putting this together just for you, or that it’s super fun and scary, and perhaps life-changing in a positive way, or that you should feel any guilt whatsoever for not clicking this link. Okay, I am, […]

Planetarium Update!! We just bought our tickets!! We’ve never been to the Czech Republic and Prague is supposed to be beautiful, and Brno is fun to spell! We’re excited to be going to one of the top rated Fulldome/Planetarium Festivals in the world! That, and Brno is apparently a nicely run festival with lots of […]

Asking for a friend. Daylight Savings Time is dumb. Let it be light longer in the evening. It’s what everyone wants, and all the stories I’ve read about why we even have DST… are dumb. I know, I know… there are five or six of you out there that get up early and you want […]

We’ve just started this journey with AliƧin into the weird, wild, and wacky world of fulldomes and planetariums, and I gotta tell ya… the response has been amazing! All we’ve really done so far is put a little listing up on FDDB.org, the website for all things planetarium, and we’ve gotten a bunch of email […]

That’s a quote from “The Emperor’s New Groove,” one of the absolute best, and the most under appreciated of all the fine animated features made by the talented men and women at Disney. Stream it. Rent it. Buy it. Money back guarantee you’ll love it. Eartha Kitt is the voice of the villain, and… I […]

And you can too! With a Ouija board, you ask? Or perhaps some mystical seance with a mysterious gypsy woman. Or maybe some musical-themed tarot cards. Well, yeah… it’s sort of all these things and more in our new immersive music experience… Fate Still Rests. We send you clues and you unravel the mystery. Solve […]

The answer is “not many.” The Graceland Chapel (https://gracelandchapel.com/) is not all that big. It’s a sweet little place originally built in 1927 right next to the “Hotel Autel” which boasted “electric heat” on the neon sign out front. I don’t think anyone cared about the kind of heat they had or anything else. Maybe […]

Now, you know that has to be true, cuz if I wanted to sensationalize it with a clickbait worthy headline I would have written, “Evil robot wreaks havoc in Hollywood Hills” or “Killer robot snarls LA traffic while destroying iconic Capitol Records Building.” Something like that, but I’m writing to you from Los Angeles and […]

How can I miss you if you won’t go away? Yep, after a week or so of sitting in front of the computer in the same sweatpants, this is how Victoria lets me know that it’s time for me to go outside and air out a bit, or at least find a fresh pair of […]