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Never wonder again. Don’t like to read? No worries. Victoria reads our email to you! People always ask me, “Kevin, are Wonderland and Neverland the same place?” To which I ask, “Who the hell are you and how did you get in my apartment?” And after that I say, “Look, whoever you are, don’t be […]

Don’t like to read? No worries, Victoria reads out emails to you.https://youtu.be/nay4667uInc Remember the magical kingdom I told you about last week? The place where you could simply check a box and all your dreams would come true? Okay, it’s a magical survey, but we’re building new entertainment stuff, and we want to build the […]

Don’t like to read? Victoria reads our emails to you. What if there was a magical place where you could simply check a box and all your dreams would come true? A kingdom where a tiny click of your finger would give you exactly what you wanted, when you wanted and how you wanted it. […]

Missed Valentine’s Day (again)? Nope.The toilet brush-plunger set is not gonna cut it.Wanna get outta the dog house? You need music.Boom-chicka-wow-wow music.Click the lick above to download it.Or play it on the page.It’s free.You’re welcome.Need more Boom-chicka-wow-wow?• SCARAMOUCHE SOUNDTRACK • MORE ABOUT SCARAMOUCHE

DANGLING BY A THREAD (featuring Victoria Levy) THE 411 So… there’s Peter Pan, the boy who won’t grow up (lucky kid). Well, like all kids he loses stuff. Only this kid loses his shadow. (How do you even do that?) Yep, The Pan loses his shadow in a sock drawer in the bedroom of these […]

It’s new year. Yep, that’s an excellent example of lazy writing, cuz honestly, who the hell doesn’t know it’s a new year? I mean, it’s hardy even new anymore, and it certainly doesn’t have any of that new year smell left. If it’s a surprise to you that it’s a new year… just keep reading […]

Remember a week or so ago when you were stuffing your face with carbs like there’s no tomorrow? Well, it’s tomorrow. Time to face the music. Time to to pay the man. Time to pay the piper. What do I mean? Well, I’m gonna sit here, sip my margarita, and snack on my Krispy Kreme […]

My dear friend Emily writes a beautiful end-of-the-year letter every year. It sums up her journey of the past 12 months. Fun events. Accomplishments big and small, as well as some of the painful moments. It’s sweet, poignant and beautiful. You’re not gonna get that here today. I honestly can’t remember what I had for […]

Still stuffed from all your holiday leftovers. Still nursing that sore shoulder from when you lost the arm wrestling match with Uncle Billy for the last piece of pumpkin pie (he totally cheated)? Still sitting on the couch with your belt undone trying to write yet another witting, enlightening AND informative email to everyone who’s […]

I get it. Thanksgiving’s tomorrow. You’ve spent the week trying to replicate Aunt Mimi’s cranberry sauce that nobody really likes but it’s a tradition, so you may have missed the email about how you can GET THE AliƧin SOUNDTRACK CD FOR FREE! And that you can get it NOW, before all those people sleeping in […]

Forget that lame “mark down” crap… you deserve better than that. 50%? ? 75%? ? 90%? ? I would never insult you that way. In other ways yes, but not that way. That’s why you’re getting the amazing new AliƧin Soundtrack FOR FREE ?Just help us out with the shipping and handling. You get it […]

I don’t usually get super excited. Super excited is not a good look. Especially on me. My mouth gets all crinkly, there’s this gleam in my eyes, my cheeks are all flush. I look… “happy”. I’m not into it. But I have to admit that I’m as close to “super excited” as I’m probably ever […]

Look, I threw a lot at you last week, like Is he a large white dapperly dressed rabbit or isn’t he? In addition to AliƧin, do they create other immersive and interactive shows for my entertainment? What was that thing about Santa Claus and his parents crushing all his hopes and dreams? Santa’s alright isn’t […]

Look I know most of you realize that I’m not a giant Harvey-like white rabbit obsessed with checking his watch the way most people check their Insta feed. Well, maybe some of you realize that… I do understand the confusion. I am tall, a pretty dapper dresser and my hair is white. I’ve also been […]

Remember last Halloween? So does everyone else… and except for that episode where we almost lost the Dormouse bobbing for Snickers, and the Cat thinking that real spiders would add “a really awesome touch”… it all went pretty well. Especially when everyone stopped screaming at the spiders, and we snuggled up to the pumpkin carved […]

That Vampirella costume is getting tired. I say that as a friend, and as someone who drew the short straw. Stop crying. We’re gonna make it all better with coloring. It’s like the banjo, you can’t color or hear the banjo and feel sad. The AliƧin’s Nightmare in Wonderland Coloring Book • 12-pages filled with […]

Don’t look at me that way. I don’t ask the questions. I just go to the “Wonderland Question Box” every week, pull out a slip of paper at random, and answer the damn question. I lead a rich, full life. Okay, let’s break this down, shall we? A weather app would require a cell phone, […]

It’s October. Don’t you hate emails that start by stating the obvious? It’s like, “Really? What makes you think in this day and age that I’m not painfully aware that it is now October?” It’s just lazy writing… Anyway, it’s October. It’s that dreaded of all months when the heat comes on in your building […]

Yesterday was the last day of The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour and I’m not saying we laughed, shared special moments, or made life long friendships that we will cherish forever and ever. And I’m not saying it was the worst tour either. There have been worse. I’m sure I’ll think of one. All kidding […]

I’m not saying you’re missing out or anything, but… we’re only halfway through The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour and almost everyone has recovered from the jump down the rabbit hole! And if that wasn’t reason enough to celebrate, everybody on The Tour: Got Small on Drink Me Juice Had a trip to the beach Took […]