I want my MTV
- Kevin Hayes
- Nov 24, 2021
- 1 min read
Updated: 4 days ago
What’s MTV? (sigh) Imagine a magical streaming service that played the newest, coolest music videos 24-7. Go ahead, I’ll wait.
Oh, never mind, go ask your grandparents.
Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria.
Anyway, before you descend into a tryptophan induced coma (and for those of you that like to listen with your eyes as well as your ears), boy howdy do we have a treat for you – our very first AliƧin music video. Yep, and you (just you, don’t tell the others), you get to see it a full week ahead of anyone else!
Tada!
MTV? Music videos? Dude you’re so old. What’s in it for me?
I’m getting tired. I just need to close my eyes for a minute. Must be the turkey. Let’s just leave it there for this week, shall we?
Bottomline it for me
You’re the only one that still doesn’t have their groovy new AliƧin merch
Where are my reading glasses?
Do what your elders say and watch the damn video!
Next week I’ll tell you about “radio”
Okay, that’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.
See ya’ ~ Kevin
p.s. The website. We now have ponies! That’s a lie, I’m just desperate. We got no ponies. But on the “socials” we have pictures of cats!










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