Kevin Hayes

Victoria and I went to see Paul McCartney's photography exhibit in Brooklyn. Oddly enough, I spent almost as much time listening to the people as I did looking at the photographs. It reminded me of Metropolis fans are exactly the same.

This week I accidentally started a tiny war on the internet. My weapon? A three-second robot video.

Every marketing guru and music industry “insider” on Earth will tell you the same thing: “People want to see behind the scenes.” They want the real inside scoop. The day-to-day glamour. The backstage chaos. The rock ’n’ roll lifestyle. Well… I’m here to pull back the curtain. And honestly? It's a lot of spreadsheets.