Kevin Hayes

When last we left our heroes, they had just begun their UK tour after a strange late-night sighting of a magical airborne tour bus, pulled by reindeer, with a redheaded, flowing-bearded Ginger Joe shouting out the names of the towns we were about to visit. And me? I had visions of writing to you from the road. Yeah, about that...

’Twas the night before touring, and all through the bus, Not a singer or bandmate was making a fuss. They all were exhausted from weeks of rehearsing, While the crew muttered softly, occasionally cursing.

Everything I know about show business, I learned from Bugs Bunny. You can quote me on this. Because in show biz, as in life, the monsters are always after you.