If The Key Fits
- Kevin Hayes
- Nov 10, 2021
- 1 min read
Updated: 4 days ago
We interrupt this weekly dose of hilarity to bring you an important announcement. Okay, it’s still gonna be hilarious, but this is important damn it.
Our first release If The Key fits from (you guessed it) the”concept album” AliƧinis COMING SOON!
Trippy, huh?
Okay, “SOON” is a little vague dude, gimme some details.
Fine, December 3rd, 2021. There, satisfied?
Come on, that’s a lot to remember.
I know. We’re here to help. Just push the pink button. The one right there (no there, it’s pink), and it will do all the remembering for you!
Help me remember when ‘If The Key Fits’ drops. |
(Yawn) Honestly dude, what’s in it for me?
Sigh.
Bottomline it for me
If The Key Fits
It’s the first single from AliƧin
Drops (that’s hip music talk for available) December 3rd, 2021 (3 days before my birthday. Cash is fine.)
Push the damn button! It’s pink.
Okay, that’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.
See ya’ ~ Kevin
p.s. If only there was a website. And “socials”. If only there were little icons at the bottom of the email that would magically take me to them (sigh).
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