Wonderland: The birthplace of Summer

Mmm, scones.

Summer? Wonderlandians have no idea what’s up with this. If they want a different view, they just move their chair a little to the left.

They tried it once. Summer. Yep, one morning someone yelled out “Summer!”, and everybody showed up at Hatter’s house. They dutifully formed a single-line (there’s a picture somewhere) and… stood.

After a while everyone’s legs got tired, so they went into Hatter’s house and dragged all his chairs outside. Everyone started to talk (at once) and the line soon became a circle(-ish). Then someone got thirsty and made a pot of tea. And… when stomachs started to rumble, a trip to the pantry produced some freshly baked scones.

You guessed it. “Summer” is the birthplace of THE TEA PARTY.

The only other vestige of that first “Summer” (Tea party to you and me) is stuck in the Hatter’s hat. If you look closely you’ll see a ticket. That’s his baggage claim, and somewhere out their Hatter’s hat box is spinning ‘round and ‘round on a luggage carousel.

Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video and hear Victoria read to you.Watch Time 1:56

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdIzT-yObVI

Dude, is this the back of the line, and what’s in it for me?

I told you we should have gotten here earlier.

Bottomline it for me

• Get some spray tan for those legs

• $17 for a scone? Are you for real!?

• Standing in line is for dopes

• Just turn your chair a little to the left

That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya’ ~ Kevin

p.s. The website is serving freshly baked scones. The socials are currently experiencing about a 3-hour line at customs.