You’re not scared are you?

Not that AliƧin is a creepy Halloween story or anything, but… it *is* a story that has people almost drowning, with wackos sticking innocent mice in tea pots, and creepy songs about walrus’s eating anthropomorphic oysters.

Not to mention the threat of beheading.

Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9wy3Xq-kFI

Hey, what’s that? Down there. I think it’s a BUY NOW button. I wonder where it goes?

Just saying. So if you’re just the tiniest bit afraid, who could blame you right?

Fine, I’m shaking in my boots. What’s in it for me?

Uh, okay fine. I got nothing, alright? Just a little acknowledgment of my courage for sharing my emotions would be nice.

Let’s just leave it there for this week, shall we?

Bottomline it for me

• The walrus and oyster thing is really creepy

• Yes, the AliƧin “concept album” is coming

• Good things come to those who wait

• It’s not my fault. The dog ate my album art

Okay, that’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya’ ~ Kevin

p.s. No, I think the website is much too scary for you. You really shouldn’t go see it. The “socials” okay, they’re totally scary.