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Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Let’s just take a minute, shall we? At 10:22 (and 22 seconds) today it will be 02/02/2022 22:22:22. That’s it. Do with it what you will but, I think it’s a once in forever thing, right? Pretty cool. It’s also Groundhog’s Day. Which, of course it is. But for those of […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], I totally hooked you up 2 whole days before the release of With What PorPoise (the new single from your favorite immersive concert experience, AliƧin). “Yeah, yeah, thanks and everything”, you say. “But I’m still mumbling the lyrics. You know, in that cool way that makes people think you know the lyrics, but they’re not fooled at all […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], I know I just wrote to you on Wednesday. And no, I am not that needy (not all the time). And no, no, no we are not offering any NFTs of… anything! Seriously. Then why the hell am I writing? Because it’s Release Day! ?. Today With What PorPoise leaves home and goes out into the world. “But, dude.’” you say, “You […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], You can smell it, right? Not that. That’s… I don’t know what that is, but it’s not my fault. Anyway, the good smell is the anticipation of “Release Day”, this Friday! The release of what you ask? With What PorPoise, from your favorite immersive concert experience, AliƧin. (Of course I told you, you just don’t […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Welcome back. 2022, it has that New Year smell doesn’t it? Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we? Some Quick 2021 Stuff You can still Stream or Download If The Key Fits (the first […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Look. Be nice to this coming year. It totally can’t help how badly its siblings have acted.⁠ Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we? And listen, I shouldn’t do this, but… […]

​ Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], It’s that magical time of year again. That time when we all grab a hedgehog and head over to the tea party for the traditional reading of ‘Twas the night before WHO ARE Y8U. So string the lights up on the mushroom, hold that hedgehog tight and pour yourself […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Look, you seem clever enough. So I’m gonna take a chance here and let you in on a little AliƧin inside dope. Now don’t go spreading this around. If you keep it on the down low then you’ll be the smartest smarty pants at the holiday feast of roast beast. Don’t like […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Admit it. There are a bunch of songs you’ve listened to your whole life, and you still don’t understand what the hell they’re singing. Admit it. Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. For those of you that can read, let’s continue […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Welcome back. It’s here! It’s here! It’s here! IF THE KEY FITS, the first single from AliƧin is finally HERE!!!⁠ SOME of you have been very patient (you know who you are). Now, that special day is finally here!⁠ ⁠. Download? Sure it’s retro, but it’s only a buck. A BUCK! Where else can you get such unadulterated […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Do you feel that excitement in the air? What do you mean it’s too cold for “excitement”? Okay, it’s too cold, but if you wear a scarf you can feel the excitement in the air. That tingly “Christmas is coming early” this year feeling. Why? Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], What’s MTV? (sigh) Imagine a magical streaming service that played the newest, coolest music videos 24-7. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Oh, never mind, go ask your grandparents. Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. Anyway, before you descend into […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Today’s word is “mastering”. After slaving over the writing, the recording, the album art, those freaking social media posts and the creation of engagingly scintillating emails to send out week after week after week… one of the final steps in the process of releasing the AliƧin “concept album” is “the mastering process”. Don’t like to read? […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], We interrupt this weekly dose of hilarity to bring you an important announcement. Okay, it’s still gonna be hilarious, but this is important damn it. Our first release If The Key fits from (you guessed it) the”concept album” ​AliƧin​ ​is COMING SOON! Trippy, huh? Okay, “SOON” is a little vague dude, gimme some details. […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Okay then, I know some of you have come in at the middle, so I thought a quick review was in order. Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we? I create […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Not that AliƧin is a creepy Halloween story or anything, but… it *is* a story that has people almost drowning, with wackos sticking innocent mice in tea pots, and creepy songs about walrus’s eating anthropomorphic oysters. Not to mention the threat of beheading. Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Trick or treat. Seriously, why would you trust anyone who says that? You know it’s a total set up and that they’re going to take a really big handful of your candy (especially the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups) and then totally TP your front lawn. Why do you think I moved […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], What about Mrs. Rabbit? I mean, sure W. RABBIT runs around like a chicken with his head cut off, screaming about being late for this or that, leaving his gloves and fan here and there, playing a pretty trumpet and presiding over AliƧin’s court case (which was a total frame job). […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], I’ve given you background stories. I’ve given you interesting tales about our artwork. I taught you all about “concept albums” and how they are made. I’m writing a whole new show for you. And still you want more! Fine. Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], I know you’re excited about the AliƧin “concept album”and our new kick ass album cover. But you gotta stop bugging me about hearing it. I’m working on it! Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. For those of you that can read, let’s continue […]