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Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], So… remember the “concept album”? Seriously, it was just last week. Check your inbox. Anyway, all albums have to have great artwork, and yeah, our album cover kicks ass. Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. How did this amazing […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Ever wonder what would happen if your favorite movie and your favorite song got together (made sweet, sweet love) and had a baby? Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. Well the courtship between these two unlikely lovers starts with… […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Well, that got your attention. Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we? So Kevin, how did you think up this crazy concert, theatre, movie thingie (asked nobody ever)? Yep, needed cheap […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], People keep asking me, “So, what are all these trippy videos about?” (Ok, nobody’s asked but I’m gonna tell you anyway). Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we? I create these […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], (BTW, if I just called you something weird, or used your last name or something…. it’s because I’m using the name you signed up with. If you put it in wrong, just reply and I’ll fix it. Otherwise, I’ll just keep calling you by whatever weird-ass name you gave me.)​ ​ […]