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Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], What’s MTV? (sigh) Imagine a magical streaming service that played the newest, coolest music videos 24-7. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Oh, never mind, go ask your grandparents. Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. Anyway, before you descend into […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Today’s word is “mastering”. After slaving over the writing, the recording, the album art, those freaking social media posts and the creation of engagingly scintillating emails to send out week after week after week… one of the final steps in the process of releasing the AliƧin “concept album” is “the mastering process”. Don’t like to read? […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], We interrupt this weekly dose of hilarity to bring you an important announcement. Okay, it’s still gonna be hilarious, but this is important damn it. Our first release If The Key fits from (you guessed it) the”concept album” ​AliƧin​ ​is COMING SOON! Trippy, huh? Okay, “SOON” is a little vague dude, gimme some details. […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Okay then, I know some of you have come in at the middle, so I thought a quick review was in order. Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we? I create […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Not that AliƧin is a creepy Halloween story or anything, but… it *is* a story that has people almost drowning, with wackos sticking innocent mice in tea pots, and creepy songs about walrus’s eating anthropomorphic oysters. Not to mention the threat of beheading. Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Trick or treat. Seriously, why would you trust anyone who says that? You know it’s a total set up and that they’re going to take a really big handful of your candy (especially the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups) and then totally TP your front lawn. Why do you think I moved […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], What about Mrs. Rabbit? I mean, sure W. RABBIT runs around like a chicken with his head cut off, screaming about being late for this or that, leaving his gloves and fan here and there, playing a pretty trumpet and presiding over AliƧin’s court case (which was a total frame job). […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], I’ve given you background stories. I’ve given you interesting tales about our artwork. I taught you all about “concept albums” and how they are made. I’m writing a whole new show for you. And still you want more! Fine. Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], I know you’re excited about the AliƧin “concept album”and our new kick ass album cover. But you gotta stop bugging me about hearing it. I’m working on it! Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. For those of you that can read, let’s continue […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], So… remember the “concept album”? Seriously, it was just last week. Check your inbox. Anyway, all albums have to have great artwork, and yeah, our album cover kicks ass. Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. How did this amazing […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Ever wonder what would happen if your favorite movie and your favorite song got together (made sweet, sweet love) and had a baby? Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. Well the courtship between these two unlikely lovers starts with… […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], Well, that got your attention. Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we? So Kevin, how did you think up this crazy concert, theatre, movie thingie (asked nobody ever)? Yep, needed cheap […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], People keep asking me, “So, what are all these trippy videos about?” (Ok, nobody’s asked but I’m gonna tell you anyway). Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria. For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we? I create these […]

Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE], (BTW, if I just called you something weird, or used your last name or something…. it’s because I’m using the name you signed up with. If you put it in wrong, just reply and I’ll fix it. Otherwise, I’ll just keep calling you by whatever weird-ass name you gave me.)​ ​ […]